This motel gig is making me wonder things… so i thought i’d ask my internets, cause you guys are really there for me and help me understand things that… well… that just don’t make sense.
Today, i cleaned my 4,387th toilet (not that i’m counting). As i’m wiping up the man pee from the base of said toilet, the logics of how it got there hit me.
So i ask you my internets to please, please help me figure out, how does man pee get on the base of the toilet?
I mean i get that floor and walls are fair game, one little mis-step, or distraction can make that one eyed willy swing a little erratically… as a mom of two boys, i’ve witnessed/washed many an errant splatter.
But the base… just how does that man pee get on the base? How does the arc take it around the toilet bowl, and back down… as if in a curve?
cause you know internets… this is actually the only way i can figure it:
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picture this—
fat man
small penis
sitting down to do his job—
said penis is NOT pointing down and when he releases his –aham, stream–, said stream goes over the seat front or between the seat and the bowl–wets the back of his pants, shoes or leaves a mess on the floor.
I do not know this from experiance but from laughing at fellow workers who had wet spots on the back of their pants.